BrunchyBits, the Blog!

• DragonFruit = Two Egg Breakfast + extra toast + chai latte
• CoffeeWhore = Eggs Florentine
  
• PLUM
• 3 Cups
• 1.5 hours
  

CoffeeWhore says:

Welcome to our blog! BrunchyBits is a place for DragonFruit and I to record and rehash the things that came up at Street-Corner Cafe over our usual orders: DragonFruit is all about the Two Egg Breakfast, with toast and fresh-made jam—flavor of the day: PLUM! A plum so rich we both wanted to swipe it to match its color with some yummy yarn—and the occasional chai latte. I, CoffeeWhore, am a bit less decisive and so I always need a menu. And lots of black coffee. Water for both of us, even though we're in a severe drought and you no longer get immediate water when you sit down, by ordinance of the San Liberal Municipal Utility District. Bummer. Now I think we both feel absolutely obliged to drink every drop of water that comes to the table...

Our format? Each post will begin with a list of the following things (see above for an example):

• DragonFruit's Order
• CoffeeWhore's Order
  
• Type of Jam Served
• Number of Cups of Coffee Drunk by CoffeeWhore
• Hours Spent in Conversation

And then we're just going to write about what we talked about. That's it. Nice and simple.

Home of the non-sequitur, it will soon be clear how one can go from talking about the scary upcoming election to the stupidity of my pet fish within a short span of time.

(My fish's name is Mr. Dog. And he is quite stupid. You have to hit him on the head with his food for him to know it's there. Stupid, stupid fish.)

Anyway, welcome! Looking forward to updating again soon, next we go out for BrunchyBits at Street-Corner Cafe on the western edge of San Liberal, USA.

Thanks for eavesdropping!