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No commentary required other than... Really?!?

More Shoes for the Rack

Found these on the same website... The "Irregular Choice Women's Pleasure Island Pump":



For the love of PETE!!!!

What's even better is the text that describes them. Behold:

Stunning and original, the Pleasure Island from Irregular Choice offers a fashion vacation from the everyday bland, boring, and predictable. This one-of-a-kind pump features a bold, tri-color leather upper, with a mix of textures and tones to catch--and hold on to--attention. Dramatic and bold, this shoe also has a cuff accent with button trim, bow detail on the front, and an alluring open toe. And for a touch of fun, there's also a colorful robot-in-space print on the durable rubber sole.

• Leather upper
• Rubber sole
• Heel measures approximately 3"
• Made in China
• Item # B001AMU91M

Irregular by Name. Irregular by Nature. Irregular Choice is more than just the name of a brand. It's a state of mind, a way of being.

What does a girl have to do to get a decent looking pair of shoes on this website???

Agreed: These Are Shoes Deserving of Punishment

DragonFruit and I spent a good twenty minutes on the phone yesterday trying to decide which is the most tragic shoe on Endless.com, a horrible outlet for "designer" shoes.

This one won, hands down.



Note the subtleties of construction: the mirrored pebbling of the cuff, the fishnet detail on toe and heel, the lovely saddle-shoe construction that frames the cut out.

Truly spectacular!

Truly vomitous.

Only girls from New Jersey would wear these shoes. Or streetwalkers in L.A.

Thoughts, DragonFruit?