Monday, December 8, 2008
Dear God...
DragonFruit and I discussed the phenomenon of the Weigh-Down Diet the other day.
DragonFruit hadn't heard of the lovely Weigh-Down Diet.
If you look carefully on the cover, you'll notice that underneath the title, there's a cross. That should be your first clue.
The Weigh-Down Diet goes something like this:
Dieter: Lord, I'm hungry, and I really want that caramel apple. Please help me with all your divine power and glory not to eat that very tempting caramel apple.
DF & CW both say: WTF?!?! As if the Almighty didn't have better things to do.
If only Eve had had prayed the same prayer over *her* apple!
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