Monday, December 8, 2008

Dear God...


DragonFruit and I discussed the phenomenon of the Weigh-Down Diet the other day.

DragonFruit hadn't heard of the lovely Weigh-Down Diet.

If you look carefully on the cover, you'll notice that underneath the title, there's a cross. That should be your first clue.

The Weigh-Down Diet goes something like this:

Dieter: Lord, I'm hungry, and I really want that caramel apple. Please help me with all your divine power and glory not to eat that very tempting caramel apple.

DF & CW both say: WTF?!?! As if the Almighty didn't have better things to do.

If only Eve had had prayed the same prayer over *her* apple!

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